TwIsTeD Twitterers

Turns out, the folks I follow on Twitter are pretty TwIsTeD. Thanks to all who entered and helped promote this lil’ contest-o-mine over the past 24 hours or so. The best part? Checking into Twitter and seeing these hilarious entires. Check them out, below (in the order I received them):

1. @ShrimpSalad
“I’m TwIsTeD because I just bought about thirty pairs of vintage shoes from the thrift store – most of which don’t fit me..!”

2. @JSpaghetti
“I’m twisted because I think the juice-soaker-upper that came with my blackberries is really just a pantyliner (looks used).”

3. @KetzerMusic
“I’m TwIsTeD because I probably love music more most love life. Does that count?”

4. @Tojosan
“I’m TwIsTeD because I’m a flirt with my wife after 25 years of marriage.”

5. @poppymom
“I’m twisted because I can’t wait for the pleasure of peeling all the dead skin from my back!”

6. @stephysite
“I’m twisted because I don’t trust nice people (eventually you will be chained to their basement wall, among other theories)”

7. @SandyShores
“I’m twisted because it’s 9:30 at night and I am on my 4th 32 oz coffee cup tonight- after three 22 oz cups earlier today.”

8. @mdhugo
“I’m twisted because on more than one occasion I have drawn spots on my dogs to make them symmetrical.”

9. @nanna_j
“I’m twisted cause one boob is bigger than the other.”

10. @southcitystudio
“I’m twisted because as a kid I loved Barbara Walters & Julia Child, but hated Mr. Rodgers. Land of Make-Believe=creepy”

11. @mamakitteh
“I’m twisted because I keeping misplacing my checkbook and I think that I left it somewhere when I haven’t left the house.”

12. @hthrvghn
“I’m TwIsTeD because I gave birth to 4 children in the span of 40 months. If I wasn’t TwIsTeD before, I certainly am now. ”

AND THE WINNER IS…

Congrats to @JSpaghetti!